My First Threesome

I’ve gotten some top notch Christmas presents in my life, but no present tops what I received late December, holiday season 2018. My younger, nerdy, fat kid self could only have dreamt that one day he would have long traded Xbox and Halo for Sally and Lucy. Having a threesome with two girls was a bucket list activity, something I knew I couldn’t die without doing. Admittedly, I questioned when the day would come. It finally did and the satisfaction when it was said and done was unreal.

Both of them standing 5’3”, one a blonde and the other a brunette, both thick, very intelligent, and also in their mid-20s, they were an awesome pair. I had been sleeping with them both independently, for nobody assumed any of us was exclusive, and it surprised me just how much they both mentioned messing around with other girls. So naturally my dumb jokes about threesomes quickly turned into texting them to settle on a time and date and whose place to do it in. We covered important bases like birth control, condom use, and the various fantasies we all wanted to perform. I watched a few porns to see what positions people did. This triple person date was almost too good to be true. At the very least the three of us would be getting stoned, petting cats, and watching The Office together. All told, things could not have gone any better.

The morning after Christmas I opened my eyes and jumped straight out of bed. Today was the big day. I rushed to pack a bag because any minute Sally was going to be picking me up. She was in town visiting her family for the holiday but we were leaving together, heading back to her place. She lived in a nearby city an hour away from my own and I was staying the night. She pulls up to my house and I get in the car, anxious to greet her. She has been sick with some kind of upper respiratory infection for a few days now and, although not 100%, feels better today. I don’t care what she has, as long as she is still up for tonight I’m willing to take the risk. I have a good immune system so, you know, whatever, I’ll be fine.

We make the drive down to her place and I’m giddy. Her cats are so lovey and really want attention and I can’t give them enough. She packs a bowl and we start smoking, vegging out to watch my favorite documentary about cats. Lucy is at work and it’ll be a few more hours before she is set to arrive so we have time to kill. After some extensive conversation and bowl blasting Sally and I discuss getting dinner. Something easy, like pizza. I place a large order of Domino’s, but not before thoroughly informing her on how much better Papa John’s is, and we go pick it up. Hoes always gotta have Domino’s.

When Lucy joins the party she is greeted by Sally and me devouring a large pizza, cheesy sticks, breadsticks, a submarine sandwich, wine, vodka sodas, and weed cookies. The three of us gather in the kitchen. Despite being their first time ever meeting, they get along pretty well. Once we are finished eating, we shift to the living room. They talk about their experience with other girls and they’re both pretty limited. They’ve never done anything like this, none of us has. They spend plenty of time ragging on me for stuff: my opinions on different restaurants, how I baby-talk my cats, my taste in other women. I suggest they go fuck themselves. We sit and talk for a while.

I know we’re all a little nervous, but my nerves are pretty stirred up in excitement and suddenly it hits me: I have to move my bowels before anything happens. Wine, pot cookies, and a full dinner are churning in my stomach. I excuse myself to the bathroom, which also gives them the opportunity to get to know each other more. One of the cats follows me into the bathroom. She lies in the tub next to me wanting belly rubs while I wait to relieve myself. Days of eating nothing but white chocolate covered pretzels and Chinese food has resulted in the most terrible, nastiest, greasiest shit to ever leave my body. The fates always seem to have a comical side and its showing tonight. I get the joke: best day of my life and I have to have this happen.

Everything is going fine in this cosmic drama until I have to wipe. My pubic mound, balls, taint, and ass are baby smooth for tonight, which makes them slippery; especially when wiping my asshole. My hand slips and shit covered toilet papers hits the backside of my ballsack, and not just a tap on the scrotum. I reach down with my hand to check the damage. My balls, and now my fingers, have a glob of shit on them. Terrible, nasty, greasy holiday shit. This is not good. Of all nights, this has to happen to me tonight? Here?! I can’t help but feel dumbfounded. Not only was this gross and embarrassing, but worse I couldn’t just wipe everything off and let these girls slob all over my genitals. This was the kind of shit that turns into a shower. I nonchalantly ask Sally if I can use her shower to freshen up. She says that is fine but she needs to pee first. I don’t stop her, I just silently feel bad that she has to enter the bathroom right now. She leaves me a towel on the sink.

Vigorously, I scrub everything. The cats peek from around the shower curtain. They’re intrigued. I take my time and make sure my body is good to go then return to the living room like nothing happened. By now we are all plenty high and have also been drinking, but that doesn’t stop the wine pouring and bowl lighting. We seem to have great chemistry together and thankfully, open communication. After I don’t know how long of sitting there I’m feeling antsy. I’m unsure how this kind of thing is supposed to progress so during a lull in the conversation I look at them and outright ask, “Ready to start?” They laugh and poke fun at me some more, but it isn’t long before they glance at each other and start kissing. I sit and watch for a minute. I want them to enjoy each other this evening.

They are really getting into it. Maybe 90 seconds goes by before I insert myself and climb on the couch with them. I make out with one, then the other, then they turn to kiss each other. We are all trading lips and tongues and there are so many hands moving it becomes a love huddle. Everybody is reaching for something, be it a boob, a cheek, a dick. This is already way more intense than I thought it would be. There is so much happening at once, things are getting hot. We pile on each other, seized by group lust, before picking up and moving our party to the bedroom.

I lead the way and strip down naked before even reaching the doorway. The frenzy has me feeling over the top. The two of them snuggle on the bed, naked, kissing each other. I climb between them, kissing one and then the other and back to the first. I move down to suck on their tits and run my tongue across their skin. It is a beautiful sea of flesh and all I feel are bodies. I make my way down to their ladybits and start eating them both out. One and then another, they taste amazing. Their juices have me extremely turned on, so I come up from under the covers and tell them I want them to both suck on me. They’re impressed by my boldness. Lucy puts her hair up while Sally pulls my tip into her mouth. I get one sucking me off while the other licks my balls. They switch and Lucy takes me down her throat while looking me in the eyes. How can one guy get so goddamn lucky?

After a few minutes I can’t take it anymore. I pull both of them back by the hair and ask what they would like to do. We decide Lucy will eat Sally’s pussy while I fuck her from behind. Two gorgeous, tight, naked girls in front of me has me feeling like a raging bull. It’s the hottest thing I can imagine. They enjoy each other while I fill up Lucy’s pussy. From there we progress through a myriad of positions. Me fucking Sally while she eats Lucy out; Sally riding me while Lucy rides my face, then alternating; watching them play with each other. It was a bed full with feverish pleasure. For my finishing move I have them 69, with Lucy on top and Sally on bottom. They go to work on each other and I pound Lucy doggystyle. When I’m ready I pull out of Lucy’s pussy and throw myself in Sally’s mouth. She lets me finish down her throat, then licks me to get every last drop. After the earth shattering orgasm, I give both of them a kiss.

We collect ourselves, and our clothes, to run to the kitchen for drinks that’ll subdue this awful cottonmouth. The three of us get dressed and hangout in the living room together, talking for a long while with music on. All of us agree that we should do it again sometime because of how well things went. They tell me to stop smiling so hard. I am at complete satisfaction and harmony with the world. Nowhere else would I rather be; nothing else would I rather have been doing. Here and now, I have arrived sexually. I don’t care what happened nobody else in the world had a better night than the three of us, unless of course they too were having a threesome. Eventually Lucy has to leave. I kiss her goodbye and tell her to text me when she makes it home. Sally and I devour what remains of the pizza while watching Netflix. Before falling asleep we hook up two more times. Truly, this night was a dream come to life.

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